J.
A. Goes Online
Do I dare? Do I dare?
Click the button
that will disturb the entropy
of the Universe
.
Send that packet across the ether ,
that will awaken the sleeping masses.
The sleeping masses that reload ,
bookmark , and meta-tag their existence
into sound bytes of IP
.
The huddled masses
that sleep in the subways of the internet
railway .
The huddled masses
that ride the R
train to Geocities.com
.
The huddled masses
that wait on the exit turnstile to TheStreet.com
.
"Jabberwocky.
The Opiate
of the masses !"
- so said Alice .
Do I dare? Do I dare ?
In this room of Jabberwocky.
In this room that has no corners .
In this room where the barbarians
fling words at the WebCrawlers
and Spiders
.
These reptilian carnivores of words
that devour the carcasses of day old newsprint.
Their tongues flicking syllables through
the
twisted copper wire .
"Jabberwocky!.
The frumious Bandersnatch!.
The dangling conversations on the Ethernet".
- so said the White Rabbit .
J.A. turns the ether pages of Usenet
while sipping his morning coffee.
Checking his portfolio of
stocks , bonds and existential angst .
The melancholy of his daily travails
wander while the last byte of his modem
fills the buffers of the diode display
.
Another thousand die in Afghanistan ...
The radar temperature drops
below fahrenheit 85 (366 below 451)
...
A plane crashes over Nova Scotia ...
Damn the fish cam is down again !.
Do I dare ? Do I dare ?
Reveal the secrets of the Web rings that
I joined.
The insidious conspiracies of the digital
nether land
where Che (a.k.a. Mater Blaster ) and
ViolentFemme (a.k.a. Mata Hari)
chat about weekends in the Hamptons and
derivative option futures .
Oh the tangled web we weave ,
in our fiber-optic Bolshevik cells
.
J.A. turns up the corners of his collar
,
as oblivion fades the dull image
on the mirror of his morning shave .
The 7 a.m. clatter of the subway trains
.
The women hitching their skirts
on the escalator ramps .
The thin morning dew on the windshield
.
The paper folds on his brow .
It's a wasteland of words .
The dangling participles of our thoughts
,
that litter the bandwidth of ethernet
.
Oh must I remind you of the minor tragedies
in my life -
the tattered fringes on this November
coat .
J.A. - Your Amazon.com
order (#003-9251409-1548469)
has been shipped FedEx
.
J.A. arrives 8:30 AM prompt at his desk
.-
catching the last express out of Jersey
City .
The lights flicker on his Email , as he
downloads the last message from the mail
server ...
J.A. - Your Amazon.com
order (#004-9251409-1548470)
has been shipped UPS
.Have a good day ...
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